I say fab. Ok, I went the movies alone last night. This was not the first time. I saw the 4th Indiana Jones last summer alone while Nate and the kids were in California for two weeks. And it wasn’t because I was a big loser. I actually met people at Easton for dinner and shopping after the show. But it had been a goal of mine to face this fear before my 30th birthday. I know. I need loftier goals. Anyway, I’ve made some progress since then. Last year, I was admittedly apprehensive, if not self-conscious. The theater was pretty full, but I put my purse in the seat next to me to make it look more like my date was either out buying popcorn or using the restroom. This time I was slightly less concerned, but still intended on bringing a book to read before the movie started to make it look like I was super busy. I forgot the book, but no matter…I was actually the only person in the entire theater! So when I say I saw a movie alone, I mean serisouly alone. My imagination actually started getting away from me and I made emergency escape plans just incase a masked man burst in. No really…I located all the emergency exits. And I thought about moving to the very back row so no one could sneak up on me from behind. I’m happy to report I made it out alive and mostly enjoyed the movie.
And now for the review…I saw Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonean.
Major reason why I can never see this movie again: Hank Azaria. When he isn’t lisping, he is fine. But the problem is that he lisps practically the entire movie. It’s part of his accent for the character. I seriously could not stand it.
Another oddity: this movie was a The Office cast reunion. Andy Bernard, Kelly Kapoor, and Darryl Philbin all had parts. They were small parts, but still. I thought it was a little much to have THREE people from The Office in the movie.
The singing cherubs were actually the Jonas Brothers. I was really hoping for NKOTB, but they were still a cute part of the movie.
Overall, I give it 2.5 stars. I support the fact that it is good, clean, family entertainment. You can see this movie confident in the knowledge that there are no naughty parts. And if you’re not bothered by lisps, you may even think it should rate higher. Bottom line: if you are going by yourself, go ahead and splurge for one full-priced ticket. If you are taking the whole fam, consider waiting for the dollar theater.